You know how the first episode of every television show ever is named “Pilot”? I actually didn’t know that for a while. It kind of threw me off because typically the title of an episode relates to the episode’s content in some form or fashion. In my head, I thought, “Where does a pilot play into all of this?” We’re just going to pretend that I’ve gone through this life-altering change that has made me smarter though, for your sake. The “Pilot” episode is just a metaphor for the show taking off. So yeah, that’s what we’re going to call this first blog.